Bush & Kerry do Woody Guthrie. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time [via Winds Of Change]. Warning, it's a Flash file with music so it can take a while to download.
If you have it to spare, spend it on this: Titanic in 30 seconds with bunnies. Via Andrew Sullivan.
Okay, to explain that last comment. Julia and I ran into Robin Williams at ABC Carpet & Home the other day. Julia was trying on a cool orange hat that she thought would be perfect for P-rade. The hat actually resembled a condom more than a penis, but the quotes below do accurately reflect what was said.
Julia managed to work a compliment on the size of my manhood into the conversation, I can't remember how, so I was content with the outcome.
And no, no one said "Nanu, Nanu" or even "Good Morning, Vietnam!" despite the obvious tempation.
On Sunday, Robin Williams asked Julia, "Are you going to buy the penis-hat?"
She replied that, no, she was not going to buy the penis hat.
Is it possible to point this out as being truly funny, without being branded a demogogue?
We'll see. I've grown sensitive enough to the accusation to think that I need a disclaimer. But hopefully, labelling it "Humor" will help people realize that I'm not trying to toe the Republican line, but just laughing at a clever use of eBay. (Via InstaPundit.)
Via InstaPundit, come these shots of Rumsfeld's unorthodox, but still dangerous, martial arts technique. My favorite: Drunken Temple Boxing!
And here's a few of him really letting loose.
As this quote makes clear:
"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.Although the true story is only slightly less odd.
... Christmas is over. The Wife and my brother-in-law both need one of Talking these.
You see a story like this and you just don't know what to think about Sierra Leone:
Thousands of fans rioted at Sierra Leone's national stadium Saturday when authorities substituted two local dwarf comedians for a widely anticipated out-of-town midget duo.If only Aki and Paw Paw had made it on time, dozens might have escaped injury....
So, I thought the most important rule of political campaigns was to never wear a helmet. But apparently, you should be careful with shadow "puppets", too.
(Link from InstaPundit)
Seen in someone's signature line at Slashdot:
The RIAA says that it is concerned about artists. That's true, in exactly the same way a rancher is concerned about his cattle.
Frodo could have just clicked for Walking Directions....
Thanks to Volokh for the pointer.
From the New York Times: Pope Accepts Resignation of Cardinal Sin....
Via OxBlog